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Meet the Medic
Germany, 1941, Close to the Polish Border
“Halt right there, Doctor Schuler, and put your hands where we can see them.” The Medic dropped his bags and raised his gloved hands in the air. He heard the sound of several guns being cocked. He chewed his lip, and the dove cooed in his cage. The Obersturmführer walked in front of his men to face the prisoner, his jackboots crunching in the freshly-fallen snow. “Turn to face me, Doctor,” the officer ordered. The Medic did so. He was facing seven soldiers; four in the back with rifles, and three in the front with sten guns. “Although I suppose you are no longer really a doctor, are you?” he asked mockingly. “After all, your medical license was revoked after the General Kohler incident.” The Obersturmführer spat at the Medic’s shoes.
“I suppose not,” the Medic replied.
“Well, if you don’t mind, I will continue to call you a doctor. There are so few in the me
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Undead Foot Soldier :iconearlofchutney:EarlofChutney 1 0
The Rangers (Prologue)
Donder Malik rapidly pulled out his quill, a bottle of ink and a spare piece of parchment, and furiously began to write. Beside him, his faithful messenger raven, Roark, cawed urgently. "I know," replied Malik impatiently, not looking up from his writing. "I know they're coming. That's why we've got to get this note down south." Malik continued to write, even more fervidly, as the message began to take form. He blamed it's untidiness on the darkness and lack of a hard, smooth place, but hopefully the other Rangers would be able to comprehend it.
"Closer," croaked Roark. "Less than a quarter mile."
"I know, dammit!" whispered Malik loudly. He could hear the sound of pursuit. He hurriedly signed his name, and held up the letter proudly. He blew on it, in an attempt to dry the ink, and then rolled it up and began to attach the message to Roark's leg with twine. The goblins were close, too close.
Malik scooped up the raven and told it sternly, "Fly down south, beyond the cliff face and too
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Sherlock Holmes and the Prince's Hunt :iconearlofchutney:EarlofChutney 0 0 Angel versus Demon :iconearlofchutney:EarlofChutney 5 3 Young Sherlock Holmes Reichenbach :iconearlofchutney:EarlofChutney 0 0 Finn McCool :iconearlofchutney:EarlofChutney 0 5 Mountain Giant :iconearlofchutney:EarlofChutney 0 0 Grizelda Svenchky :iconearlofchutney:EarlofChutney 0 0
Young Sherlock Holmes Overview and Characters
John Watson, the son of a British officer in Afghanistan, is crippled in a freak bomb accident and is sent to St. Matthew's, a private boarding school in England. Unfortunately, the only room available is 221b, which just happens to be the room of the notorious Sherlock Holmes, famed throughout the school for his cold, mysterious ways. When John moves in with Sherlock, he realizes that Sherlock is indeed cold and mysterious, but also a genius. He acts as a private detective for the school, solving minor crimes, and John joins him as his assistant. However, as the school year progresses, so do the peculiarity of the crimes, and even worse, they all seem to be connected, and John and Sherlock cannot help but feel that something malevolent is going on…
JOHN 'JACK' WATSON: Haggard and weary after the accident in Afghanistan, John thinks that there will be little to cheer him up back in Britain. He is quickly proved wrong; his new roommate's antics not only provid
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(Found on northern coast of Ireland)
Scribed by Brother Keith, as told to him by Father Connor, In the Year of our Lord, 986
We lived in peace, at the abbey, before it was ransacked and burned to the ground. However, it wasn't really an abbey, or at least compared to the big ones in stone, just a large wood church surrounded by little huts that the brothers lived in, except for Father Seamus, who lived in the church. Our church had a tall steeple that teetered quite precariously over the edge of a chalk cliff. The monks that built our abbey had planned to put a bell in the belfry, but decided it was too heavy, and simply planted the bell near the front of the church. No one had gone into the steeple since then, and it continued to stagger over the cliff face as it fell into decay. Father Seamus once said "'Tis the work of God that steeple stays up!" Below the church was the sheer cliff face, white as snow, impossible to scale, even though it wasn't
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Young Van Helsing :iconearlofchutney:EarlofChutney 0 0


Gravity Falls/Twin Peaks :iconnuu:nuu 3,473 184 BRILLIANT COLORS! :iconelectrocereal:ElectroCereal 3,689 337 CARPEDIEM by W.H. Rauf and Rhoald Marcellius :icondeevelliott:DeevElliott 309 37 He is The Doctor :iconhumon:humon 6,916 520 Secret. 13342 :icondeviantartsecret:DeviantArtSecret 3,881 0 I want YOU for Morgul's Army :iconominously:Ominously 44 3 I WANT YOU :icontomislav7:Tomislav7 44 6 Sam-the-Mole :iconkillkennykat:KillKennyKat 1,538 92 COOL! :iconelectrocereal:ElectroCereal 1,134 146 FANTASTIC! :iconelectrocereal:ElectroCereal 2,723 306 Gotham Gears :iconchasingartwork:ChasingArtwork 5,311 203 PoKeR :iconkuvanalesina:KuvanaLesina 255 54 Doctor Who Chess Set :iconeldalinskywalker:EldalinSkywalker 1,440 369 Dead Johnson :iconjollyjack:jollyjack 1,517 117 TARDIS / Dr. Who-X-Files I Want To Believe Poster :iconrabittooth:Rabittooth 430 71


  • Reading: Jurassic Park: A Novel
  • Watching: Doctor Who!
  • Eating: Supper
  • Drinking: Water
Well. I said I wasn't going to do this, but I am bored, even though I should be doing something else. *SIGH* My friend Pheonixflame18 told me to do this a while back, and, because I am a gent of my word, I decided to fulfill my obligations. Here goes:

Comment and I will :
I. Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your DA page.
II. Tell you a color you remind me of.
III. Tell you Element I think you belong to (e.g. water, fire, air, etc.).
IV. Tell you what comic, manga/anime, or video game character you remind me of.
V. Ask you a question, and you must answer.
VI. Tell you something I like about you.
VII. Give you a nickname.
VIII. Tell you the object that is to the left of me.
IX. Tell you what food/flavor/smell you remind me of.
X. Tell you to do one in your journal too.

Yup. Pretty simple, right?
I'd better stop writing before I go into one of my rants...


Paran Slithers of Chutney
Artist | Student | Varied
I am Paran Slithers, current Earl of Chutney, and I come from a very rich and well to do family (if you can't find Chutney on a map, that's as it should be. The location is to be kept a secret from my enemies.). I enjoy time-traveling in my friend's time machine, searching time and space for knowledge, excellent books, and the best meatball recipe ever (EDIT: Meatball recipe found!).
So, observe my humble gallery (especially if you are trying to feel good about your own art), please check out my interests below, and leave a comment if you so desire!



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EarlofChutney Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Student General Artist
New Avatar!
Pheonixflame18 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012
EarlofChutney Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Pheonixflame18 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012
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TraytheEmperor Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for the watch, my friend! :D
S0u1-3at3r Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Student Writer
Lol, Earl, the other interests is so true!
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